I found the perfect reply to a non-question question is to just say, "that's weird." It seems to satisfy the asker, and get me off the hook from doing anything about said question.
Example: Airplane is held at the gate for "minor maintenance," and a couple maintenance guys show up and board the plane, fuss with some doo-dad or another, and leave. Rampy tells flight attendant she can close the cabin door. Flight attendant tells Rampy that Maintenance is coming back. Rampy waits and waits, unloads another plane at another gate, goes back...nothing. Finally sees pilot come out of the plane and "not ask" where maintenance is with the flight book. (By "not ask," I mean, he says: "They took the flight book," (and cocks his head like a dog). Since Rampy has no radio, or clue as to who he'd call if he did, he looks at the pilot and says:
"That's weird."
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