I'm kind of a big deal at the airport.

Okay, not really. But I do work there. And people seem to like my vantage point from the ramp, so here goes my first post on my new blog.

Consider it a peek into the underbelly of the airport and what's going on under your feet and outside, while you're impatiently waiting to board your flight to be abused by your flight attendant. 

My only goal is to amuse you (and myself) with my thoughts on what happens during my days on the ramp. Okay, my other goal is to convince you not to bring strollers when you travel. Seriously.

Okay, I guess we are clear to start. Let's get this pig in the air!