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Mr. rampscamp, I'm going to Las Vegas in a couple of weeks and was wondering if it's safe to pack a bottle of Tequila in my checked luggage.
Excellent question! As someone who has successfully transported a bottle of Captain Morgan to the same destination, I would say go for it.
However, as someone who slams the crap out of your luggage, it would be a miracle if you didn't spend your time in Vegas smelling like the floor of Slots-O-Fun.
I would recommend letting me know the exact date, time and flight number of your upcoming trip, so that I might take extra measures to ensure your precious cargo is "taken care" of.
Have a great flight!
Dear Rampscamp:
I like to travel with about 4-5 jumbo sized dildos when I go out of town. How can I be sure your crew won't mess with them?
Dear Gina,
Your toys are safe. The airline gives each rampy two light-up dildos when we're hired, just to keep us from rifling through your luggage for yours.
Happy travels!
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